The List

Here is a fun new blog game. All you do is fill in the blanks. Behold...
* Maybe I should... eat less peanut butter.
* I love the smell of... anything Christmasy, cotton or "fresh laundry" scented candles
* People would say that I... am obsessed with my babies Maddie and Suggie-bear...and they would be right.
* I don’t understand why... people don't unite for Ron Paul.
* When I wake up in the morning... my routine is as follows: quietly curse the world and all who inhabit it, take a showie, disarm the security system, let the doggies out, eat raisin bran while watching the Today show. I love Meredith Vieira!
* I lost my will power to… avoid the Oreos. I inhaled those b*tches.
* Life is wonderful with... a sweet handsome husband and furry snuggly dogs.
* My past has made me... unpretentious.
* I get annoyed when... celebrities talk politics.
* Parties are not... parties until the keg rolls in.
* Dogs are... (like Napoleon Dynamite stated about the Liger,) "probably my favorite animal."
* Cats are … creepy, evasive, toxic, allergen producing, and prone to plotting and hatching sinister plans for world and curtain destruction.
* Tomorrow I am going to… travel to Gainesville for a wedding and super fun reception. I hope the band knows how to play "We are Family" - that always gets the crowd going.
* I have a low tolerance for... income taxes and the current price of crude.
* I'm totally terrified of... deadly viruses like Ebola, and natural disasters, including but not limited to tornadoes, hurricanes, and Socialism.
* Never in my life... have I seen a scorpion close-up.
* High school was something that... was stupid. It was. Don’t believe all the shows (Dawson’s Creek) or movies (Juno) that try to portray high schoolers as well-read, articulate, witty adults, always quickly coming up with clever, pithy retorts. We were pretty much all stammering assholes back then, saying things like "Guess what? Chicken butt."
* Take my advice... don’t go to the grocery store hungry. You’ll stuff your face when you get back and then wonder where all this new and unusual food came from.
* I'm addicted to… . raisin bran. Intervention!