In other news, Stinky Lady from the gym is engaged!
One day recently, when she hopped onto the elliptical right next to mine, ignoring all the rows of empties, as usual, I noticed something glittery. I glanced down quickly and saw the ring!
Congratulations, Stinky Lady. You have managed to find a soul mate who can look past your inexplicable refusal to use even the most rudimentary form of body odor control, and love you anyway. The ring is nice too - platinum, nice sized rock. You go Stinks!
I rag on her, but you know, I think Stinky is probably a nice person. I'm also not worried about her reading the blog and recognizing herself because 1) total stranger; and 2) stinky people never actually realize they stink.
So Best wishes, Stinky Lady. This Bud's for you.
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Hilarity once again!
I didn't realize I was invading your personal space at the gym to which we both belong.
Thank you, anyway, for the congrats.
Aww, you're very welcome, Stinks. Smell you after work!
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